Valley Chick #1: Oh my god! Jujyfruit’s party is tonight, and I have no clue who to go with.
Valley Chick #2: What about Jason?
Valley Chick #3: I’m going with Jason!
Valley Chick #1: We could all go with Tomas!
Valley Chick #3: I thought YOU were going with Tomas!
Valley Chick #2: Tomas has a dinky weenie.
Valley Chick #3: You did Tomas?
Valley Chick #2: Ew! I’m sure, gross. I thought Jason was doing Tomas.
Valley Chick #1: Jason’s going out with that valley sluthole Eileen Schwatrzkoff.
Valley Chick #3: Untrue! Says who?
Valley Chick #1: Eileen.
Valley Chick #3: And you believe her? Hello! She lives in Whittier!
Valley Chick #2: If Jason did Eileen he must’ve done Richard!
Valley Chick #1: Who’s Richard?
Valley Chick #2: Eileen’s other scag, and she’s totally into these kinko three ways!
Valley Chick #3: Eileen… is… a… whore!
Valley Chick #1: Is Richard the surfer with the hair lift who drives the black Jetta?
Valley Chick #2: No. He’s got a Lexus.
Valley Chick #1: I thought he hung himself!
Valley Chick #2: No! He’s totally gorgeous. Plus, he’s got a Lexus.
Valley Chick #1: Is he gay?
Valley Chick #2: Who? Jason?
Valley Chick #3: Richard?
Valley Chick #1: Tomas!
Valley Chick #3: Well, duh! What do you think, dingle berry?